Posts Tagged ‘ Funny ’

I love my job ~ I love my job ~ I love my job ~ I love my job ~ I love my job ~ I love my job ~ I love my job ~ I love my job ~ I love my job ~Wish you a Happy Working Day ! ! ! !...
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Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is "average". Kumar: What? How come ‘average’? Big Boss: Because…err…uhh…you lack domain knowledge. Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant. Big Boss: Oh is it?...
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With the size of the handheld iphone or say the itouch getting bigger we definitely need to have large pockets to fit the gadget in our clothes. Another example could be of a chest pocket on the T shirt
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Saturday morning! I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the...
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Once I was asked by my Friend, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” I said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and Respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” He asked, “Can you explain?” I said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on...
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It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365′ days. Typical academic year for a student 1.  Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313. 2.  Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263. 3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.....
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 Tax Structure in India…. Funny But True…   Question 1. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! Question 2 : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY...
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