Funny interpretations of Boss oneliners!!!
Smile – it means “the other modules were good”
2. When your boss says – “I am not going to let you go early today evening”
Smile – It means “you can come late tomorrow”
3. When your boss says – “Do the documentation”
Smile – it means “Relax dude, you’ve done enough of coding, time to give your brains a break”
4. When your boss says – “You do nothing but just surf the internet”
Smile – it means “Dude, now I know where all that knowledge comes from”
5. When your boss says – “Do you come to office to sleep?”
Smile – It means “hey buddy, why do you stress yourself? Have a good night’s sleep and come to office whenever you wish!”
6 . When your boss says – “Stop staring at that girl you moron”
Smile – it means “My wife is better than her ”
7. When your boss says – “Why does nothing work on your machine?”
Smile – it means “I am thinking I could rather give you my laptop”
8. When your boss says – “Would you stop talking on your mobile phone?”
Smile – it means “Use the office phone instead”
9. When your boss says – “Why do you keep smiling always?”
Smile – it means “I love the fact that You are spreading the good will”
10. When your boss says – “YOU ARE FIRED”
SLAP HIM IN HIS FACE AND SAY – “I RESIGN
I certainly appreciate this post. We require a lot more persons like you bringing value to the community. Can I put this post on my blog? I’d give you credit and link back of course.
Thanks for the appreciation. You can go ahead and put this up on your blog.
hi Becky , I was expecting you back here. Howdy?